*MATURE CONTENT* 10 Favorite pieces of Dialog

*Warning* Contains FOUL language and OTHER ADULT content. Not approved for younger ages. That meansyou kids.

This is not a a list of my top 10 movies scenes but more of a list of 10 movies scenes i can thunk of at this moment that i enjoy. Some of these are one liners, some are multiple lines and others are conversations between characters. Please feel free to comment down below with some of your favorites as well. Also don’t forget to like us and share us with your friends.

  1. sPIDERMAN2 Spider-Man – 2002

“This guy, Flash Thompson, he probably deserved what happened. But just because you can beat him up doesn’t give you the right to. Remember, with great power, comes great responsibility.”

  1. sEXdRIVESex Drive – 2008

“Oh, yeah! He’s going to go get off work early, and he’s going to walk into the bank, stand in line, change a 10, find my ass, and just… fuck it… with a roll of fucking quarters.” Just picture a teenager describing to a Amish man what his brother is going to do to him once he finds out his car was destroyed. You are all welcome.

  1. tHE dEPARTEDThe Departed – 2006

Dignam: Your fuckin’ family’s dug into the Southie projects like ticks. Three-decker men at best. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin’-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You’re upper-middle class during the weeks, then you’re droppin’ your “R”s and you’re hangin’ in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy, the fuckin’ donkey on the weekends. I got that right?

Dignam: Yup. You have different accents? You did, didn’t you? You little fuckin’ snake. You were like different people.

Billy Costigan: You a psychiatrist?

Dignam: Well, if I was I’d ask you why you’re a Statie making 30 grand a year. And I think if I was Sigmund fuckin’ Freud I wouldn’t get an answer. So tell me, what’s a lace-curtain motherfucker like you doing in the Staties?

Billy Costigan: Families are always rising or falling in America, am I right?

Oliver Queenan: Who said that?

Billy Costigan: Hawthorne.

Dignam: [farting sound] What’s the matter, smartass, you don’t know any fuckin’ Shakespeare?

  1. PITCHBLACKPitch Black – 2000

“They say most of your brain shuts down in cryo-sleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side. No wonder I’m still awake. Transporting me with civilians. Sounded like 40, 40-plus. Heard an Arab voice. Some hoodoo holy man, probably on his way to New Mecca. But what route? What route? I smelt a woman. Sweat, boots, tool belt, leather. Prospector type. Free settlers. And they only take the back roads. And here’s my real problem. Mr. Johns… the blue-eyed devil. Planning on taking me back to slam… only this time he picked a ghost lane. A long time between stops. A long time for something to go wrong…”

  1. CADDYSHACKCaddyshack – 1980

“A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

  1. poster-montypythonandtheholygrailMonty Python and the Holy Grail – 1975

Now i could select almost every portion of this film but i had to go with this part since I’ve had it memorized since i was 10

Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.                                                     1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.                                                                                                            Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?                                                            1: Burn them.                                                                                                                                   Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?                                                               1: More witches.                                                                                                                                   2: Wood.                                                                                                                                             Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?                                                                         3: …because they’re made of… wood?                                                                                                 Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?                                1: Build a bridge out of her.                                                                                                               Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?                                                    1: Oh yeah.                                                                                                                                         Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?                                                                                             1: No, no, it floats!… It floats! Throw her into the pond!                                                                   Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?                                                                   Peasents: Bread, Apples, Very small rocks, Cider, Gravy, Cherries, Mud, Churches, Lead! Lead!   King Arthur: A Duck.                                                                                                                        Sir Bedevere: …Exactly. So, logically…                                                                                             1: If she weighed the same as a duck… she’s made of wood.                                                             Sir Bedevere: And therefore…                                                                                                               2: …A witch!

  1. lucky-number-slevin-pLucky Number Slevin – 2006

Mr. Goodkat: The reason I’m in town, in case you’re wondering, is because of a Kansas City Shuffle.                                                                                                                                         Nick: What’s a Kansas City Shuffle?                                                                                               Mr. Goodkat: A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.                     Nick: Never heard of it.                                                                                                                   Mr. Goodkat: It’s not something people hear about. Falls on deaf ears mostly. This particular one has been over twenty years in the making.                                                                       Nick: Twenty years, huh?                                                                                                                 Mr. Goodkat: No small matter. Requires a lot of planning. Involves a lot of people. People connected only by the slightest of events. Like whispers in the night, in that place that never forgets, even when those people do. It starts with a horse.

  1. SNATCHSnatch – 2000

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.                                                                                                                                           Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.                                                       Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you’ve got your parties muddled up. There’s no pussy here, just a dose that’ll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you’ve got “Replica” written down the side of your guns…                                                                                                                         And the fact that I’ve got “Desert Eagle point five O”… Written down the side of mine… Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now… Fuck off!

  1. LOCKSTOCKLock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels – 1998

“Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson, who worked for Harry. It was rumored that he was on the take. Harry’s invited Smithy round for an explanation. Smithy didn’t do a very good job. Within a minute, Harry’s lost his rag, reached out for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock. He’s then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. Now that was seen as a pleasant way to go. Hence, Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe.”

  1. MATRIXThe Matrix – 1999

“This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.”

BONUS – The Matrix 1999  “I know kung fu.” Why? WHY???? Cause i wanted to gosh darn it!

These are my favorite lines/quotes pieces of Dialog that i can think of right now. I’m sure there are tons more that just don’t come to mind. Have yourself a pleasant day and ill be back again to fill your head with some more useless content

Garret Olsen aka XTheSymbioteX

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